Top 10 Lebanese Phobias of all time!

While psychology specialists often disagree on the interpretation of many mental issues and their cures, they all agree that Lebanon is made of one exceptional sample of weirdly complexed, mentally unstable and creepingly freaky population of psychos.

lebanese top phobias in beirut

In fact, we are not to be blamed for that. The wars we’ve been through, the corruption we are trying to survive and our eager need to enjoy life has molded us into a complex mixture of happiness and fear.

From this unique mixture, internationally renown shrinks have extracted the below Top 10 list of Phobias, highly diagnosed in Lebanon:

– Fostan’o’phobia : The fear of going to a wedding and finding out that another woman is wearing the same dress.

lebanese fear of same dress phobia

– Ascenceur’o’phobia : The fear of being stuck in the elevator all night without food, water, and, God forbid, without cell phone signal.

lebanon stuck in elevator phobia

– Tejmil’ o’phobia : The fear of growing older without having placed enough money aside for plastic surgery.

lebanon fear of plastic surgery

– 7seb’o’phobia : The fear of ordering the check at a restaurant, knowing that this will entail a violent WWF wrestling match.

phobia of paying bill in lebanon

– Jorsa’phobia : The fear of taking your parents out in public and witness their horrific oldies dance moves or them getting food to the beach in a bag.

funny lebanese parents dancing

– Pharmachi’o’phobia : The fear of bumping into your gossip loving neighbor, while you’re at the pharmacy, buying condoms or worse off…a pregnancy test.

fear of buying condoms in lebanon

– Sha7ta’phobia : The fear of being looked down at, then rejected, in front of everyone, by the bouncer at White or Skybar.

white skybar beirut bouncer entrance

– Saffé’phobia : The fear of not finding a place to park and be forced to surrender your car to a Valet which will take your life’s savings only to point you to where he parked it.

valet parking in lebanon

– Bronz’o’phobia : The fear of summer ending without having taken enough sun tan for the rest of the year.

tanning suntan in lebanon

– ShilTante’o’phobia : The fear of tasting a disgusting dish cooked by your friend’s mom, only to be forced to eat it all and act as if it was delicious.

shil tante taybin lebanon

Which of these phobias do YOU suffer from? Confess in the comment box!

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16 comments on “Top 10 Lebanese Phobias of all time!

  1. Serhal September 8, 2014 10:34 am

    Meh.
    And its WWE, not WWF.

  2. christine September 8, 2014 12:05 pm

    hahahahahahhah I cant stop laughing…. All of the above this is such a funny way to look on things

  3. kamal September 11, 2014 6:27 am

    this must be the stupidest thing ever written…

    • God October 22, 2015 5:44 am

      You mean it is 500% correct….

  4. Ferial September 11, 2014 1:45 pm

    This is really dumb. Insulting. I don’t know who wrote this and if this person is a self hating lebanese or what… seriously deranged.

    • God October 22, 2015 5:43 am

      Maybe dumb and insulting but it is 500% true….

  5. Sara September 12, 2014 3:18 pm

    Ya 3ameh take it easy guys this is funny, jokes. No need to find the negativity in it effff.

  6. Rima September 15, 2014 12:36 pm

    Seriously guys! Relaaaaxxxx! It’s all quite funny and true!! I would personally say that I suffer mostly from Ascenceur’o’phobia but most definitely from Bronz’o’phobia lol!! Very well written!

    • theboss September 15, 2014 1:49 pm

      Thanks Rima 🙂 Happy it made you smile. In fact in our intro paragraph, we tried to show that we are not blaming the Lebanese or self hating, just a little self sarcasm is what keeps us all going and smiling.

  7. Dany October 21, 2015 9:06 am

    I am telling Mom about the ShilTante’o’phobia

    • theboss October 21, 2015 9:16 am

      HAHAHAHHAHA she’s not really like that though 😛 You just can’t keep your hands off her food yourself.

  8. Lara Z October 22, 2015 10:48 pm

    Hahhaha most of them are hilLarious!! Thanks for the laughter

    • theboss October 22, 2015 10:50 pm

      Thanks for reading and commenting Lara! Big fan of your photography work here too.

    • nana_marla January 17, 2016 12:25 pm

      bisi?

  9. lea October 30, 2015 12:19 am

    bahdale

  10. Katia February 15, 2016 3:22 pm

    You forgot the phobia of dogs

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