Lebanon’s Trashy Situation, Explained Through A Joke!

The political situation in Lebanon has got to be one of the most complex on the planet; and the current trashy situation, with all its hidden meanings and implications, succeeded in making things more and more difficult.

To draw a clear image of what’s going on, I will be replacing a long explanatory blog post, by a simple joke which in my opinion says it all.

The joke goes something like this:

 

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”
“I should be in charge,” said the blood , “because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”
“I should be in charge,” said the stomach , “because I process food and give all of you energy.”
“I should be in charge,” said the legs , “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”
“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “Because I allow the body to see where it goes.”
“I should be in charge,” said the rectum , “Because I’m responsible for waste removal.”

To prove his power and might the rectum shut itself down tight.

Within a few days, waste was piling up! The brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

In Lebanon, the ass holes are most probably in charge.

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