Lebanese people, hide this from your mom!

After sealing the deal on Darwin’s theory of evolution and even obtaining the church’s blessing on all its stages, scientists from all around the world are digging deep into one bizarre evolutionnary pattern that beats all others: LEBANESE MOMS’ EXERCISING HABITS

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You have probably witnessed them all at home, outdoors or while driving like a zomby to work, at 6 in the morning, only to meet a group of early waking energetic Lebanese moms jogging down the roads as if life was full of rainbows, butterflies and happy unicorns!

Rhumor has it that they shower even before hitting the roads to jog. Some people even reported witnessing a rare species of Lebanese moms that run but do not sweat.

But before revealing the new dangerous invention that will take this evolutionary process in a totally new direction, let us go through some of the different stages of this evolution:

THE JANE FONDA HOME AEROBICS TAPE

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THE NOISY STEPPER

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THE ROBOCOP ELECTRICAL STIMULATOR

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THE FLINSTONES TREADMILL

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THE ALIEN SWEAT BAG (OUR PERSONAL FAVORITE)

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THE MORICO-TV-SHOPPING ELLIPTICAL MACHINE

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THE “PARANORMAL-ACTIVITY” ZUMBA CLASS

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However, one new invention is making its way to stores online and may tragically affect this evolution as well as modern society as we know it.

Scientists and sports professionals call it THE RUNNING PARACHUTES!

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Can you just imagine your mom running on the Marina wearing THIS?

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Can you just imagine Lebanese moms personalizing it with colors, shapes and decorative jewels?

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Will these parachutes require licensing from the army? Will Israel mistakenly take them as a hostile moving body?

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How will this affect children-mother psychological relationships? How will this affect bullying at schools?

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Until social scientists say their final word on this invention, our call to the Lebanese People: HIDE THIS FROM YOUR MOMS!

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One comment on “Lebanese people, hide this from your mom!

  1. Tony Aoun May 7, 2014 8:33 pm

    The little girl at the end “lawwetle albeh”!!

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