Lebanese Couple Kicked Out Of Local Beach Resort

Just when everyone was breathing a sigh of relief seeing summer finally settle in, an unpredictable incident totally shook the Lebanese scene.


In an unprecedented move, a locally renowned beach resort kicked out a Lebanese couple for disrespecting the place’s rules and regulations as well as modern day Lebanese beach going norms.

According to the resort’s official press release distributed on all the media, instead of posing like everyone else in the pool, this couple was shockingly…swimming!


“We cannot stand silent towards such an erratic behavior” stated the resort managing director in a news bulletin interview, “furthermore, what made our decision irreversible was the fact that this couple was insolent enough to wear goggles which scared away our normal Rayban wearing customers”.


Eye witnesses who were at the scene during the incident, leaked to Nariman, a widely trusted gossip magazine, that the woman was also seen smuggling to the resort an apple and a small bottle of water inside her bag.

As news spread on social media, activists rushed in support of the resort and in protection of our modern Lebanese tradition, pointing accusing fingers to the governmental bodies.

In related news, the same couple was said to be seen dancing in a nightclub, which also caused fear and panic in the minds of other lounging couples.

Important: This post is of satirical nature, statements made in it are not facts. No animals were hurt in the writing of this article.

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23 comments on “Lebanese Couple Kicked Out Of Local Beach Resort

  1. ameen June 22, 2015 7:10 am

    haha love it good one

  2. Liliane June 22, 2015 7:42 am

    I was once swimming in Cyan pool (like 5 years ago?) and a woman tdeya2it w affatit kif tartashta shwey may (she was in the pool btw lol).

    Oh lebanon

    • Al June 22, 2015 3:44 pm

      3eib 3layke! that woman didnt want to wash her hair! Lol

  3. T June 22, 2015 11:58 am

    Thank you for wasting my time

    • theboss June 22, 2015 7:36 pm

      Means a lot! Thanks Maria :))

  4. Majd Daaboul June 22, 2015 9:34 pm

    The idea has been used already by a blog last week “Middle Class Discovery in Downtown Beirut”… Though the writing was fun!

    • theboss June 22, 2015 10:32 pm

      It was on this blog too Majd. Thanks for reading both 🙂

  5. TRELLA June 22, 2015 9:52 pm

    hahaha, finally someone nailed it!

    • theboss June 22, 2015 10:33 pm

      Thanks for the comment! means a lot coming from someone who’s as active online as you are Trella. Cheers

  6. I. June 23, 2015 6:17 am

    Great article!

    • theboss June 23, 2015 1:46 pm

      Thanks for reading 🙂

  7. Menaribo June 23, 2015 7:08 am

    No need to mention that this article is satirical at the end. We all know what to expect from the title before clicking 🙂
    Keep it up…

    • theboss June 23, 2015 1:47 pm

      Hehe well had to as I got a LOT of serious questions 🙂 I guess this type of writing is still not very popular in Leb….

  8. Abeer Ghazal June 23, 2015 9:16 am

    I read the article twice to know where is the problem in that couple… before I realise its a satirical one…. Lebanon w ma adraka ma Lebanon… lol

    • theboss June 23, 2015 1:47 pm

      LoL Abeer…it happens!

  9. Hagop June 24, 2015 5:13 pm

    How to waste 1 minute of your life

  10. john doe June 24, 2015 5:55 pm

    What is the point of wasting people’s time with such nonsense..

    • Rami July 13, 2015 5:50 am

      to keep stupid people like you busy

  11. Jeff fahd June 25, 2015 10:08 am

    Really loved this article, i think the silent majority needs more articles like this one in order to stand up for what is right. We are too busy with “what others might think” that we are forgetting to live.

  12. Rani June 30, 2015 9:58 am

    I would say keep it up.. but i know you’re having hard time keeping it down. hard.. time.. hard.. ok you get the idea

    • theboss June 30, 2015 10:05 am

      hahahahahah yes it is such a BIG problem. Mafi ghayrak byefhamnee.

  13. Rami July 13, 2015 5:49 am

    Everyone is supporting this article and mocking show-offs..In the other hand, they act just like them -_- #LebaneseShame

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