Just when everyone was breathing a sigh of relief seeing summer finally settle in, an unpredictable incident totally shook the Lebanese scene.
In an unprecedented move, a locally renowned beach resort kicked out a Lebanese couple for disrespecting the place’s rules and regulations as well as modern day Lebanese beach going norms.
According to the resort’s official press release distributed on all the media, instead of posing like everyone else in the pool, this couple was shockingly…swimming!
“We cannot stand silent towards such an erratic behavior” stated the resort managing director in a news bulletin interview, “furthermore, what made our decision irreversible was the fact that this couple was insolent enough to wear goggles which scared away our normal Rayban wearing customers”.
Eye witnesses who were at the scene during the incident, leaked to Nariman, a widely trusted gossip magazine, that the woman was also seen smuggling to the resort an apple and a small bottle of water inside her bag.
As news spread on social media, activists rushed in support of the resort and in protection of our modern Lebanese tradition, pointing accusing fingers to the governmental bodies.
In related news, the same couple was said to be seen dancing in a nightclub, which also caused fear and panic in the minds of other lounging couples.
Important: This post is of satirical nature, statements made in it are not facts. No animals were hurt in the writing of this article.
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