Leaked CV of Lebanese Politician finally revealed

It is not every day that the Lebanese community gets its hands on the leaked CV of a Lebanese Politician; after all, these “public servants” (LOL) never win their official jobs through skills and capabilities (double LOL).

However, after intense investigations, a joint effort between Clauda Tanios and Blog of the Boss led to the leaking of the priceless CV of a Lebanese Politician!

Away from any generalization, we will let the below Résumé do the talking.

leaked cv of lebanese politician

For a transcript of the above CV screenshot continue reading below:

CV of Mr. TARE2 El AMWAL
 
Personal Profile

Date of Birth: Since the creation of Earth, I’m God, aka: Rabba 😉

Relationship Status: Friend with benefits (f*** buddy) with foreign countries – but mostly getting scr***d, rather than um…

Nationality: Not Available

Address: All of Lebanon is mine.

Contact: Go to my website, click on contact us, never receive a reply.

Career History

2014 – To date: SENIOR POLITICAL BACKSTABBER OF THE LEBANESE ARMY

– Organized numerous press conferences attacking the Lebanese Army and secretly supporting its enemies.

2005 – 2014: GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER FOR MOST CORRUPTED POLITICIAN

– Kept on defending past financial policies, and spreading corruption everywhere, and recruiting people by ‘wasta’ in the ministries, and… Oh God I need a glass of water. Brb. (Or not).

1990 – 2005: SYRIAN A** KISSER

– Visiting Syria and bowing to its command and goals in Lebanon. Basically, I was a good server. See, I said GOOD! I’m GOOD! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! That’s right, GOD 😉 (As mentioned above).

1975 – 1990: WARLORD (AND PROUD)

– Defended my people. That’s right, my people, we’re tribes here. Held weapons, and attacked other religions, and even same one as mine. Made people flee their homes, leave the country, destroy the infrastructure. Created a strong sectarian conflict that’s there till today (My work lasts, see?)
 
Other Skills

Languages: Bullshit fluently written and spoken.

Hobbies: Equitation / “Roukoub el Sha3b”, Diving… in money filled bathtubs, Travel (KSA, IRAN, SYRIA, etc…).

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2 comments on “Leaked CV of Lebanese Politician finally revealed

  1. Tarek September 11, 2014 4:07 pm

    Ralph for heaven’s sake, why would he even a CV in the first place? He will be employed as CEO or board member or whatever by wasta – CV not necessary on all accounts (even if actually accurate).

  2. theboss September 12, 2014 7:29 am

    Fully agree! This may just be in a “perfect world” which we are very far from reaching 🙂

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