It is not every day that the Lebanese community gets its hands on the leaked CV of a Lebanese Politician; after all, these “public servants” (LOL) never win their official jobs through skills and capabilities (double LOL).
However, after intense investigations, a joint effort between Clauda Tanios and Blog of the Boss led to the leaking of the priceless CV of a Lebanese Politician!
Away from any generalization, we will let the below Résumé do the talking.
For a transcript of the above CV screenshot continue reading below:
CV of Mr. TARE2 El AMWAL
Date of Birth: Since the creation of Earth, I’m God, aka: Rabba 😉
Relationship Status: Friend with benefits (f*** buddy) with foreign countries – but mostly getting scr***d, rather than um…
Nationality: Not Available
Address: All of Lebanon is mine.
Contact: Go to my website, click on contact us, never receive a reply.
2014 – To date: SENIOR POLITICAL BACKSTABBER OF THE LEBANESE ARMY
– Organized numerous press conferences attacking the Lebanese Army and secretly supporting its enemies.
2005 – 2014: GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER FOR MOST CORRUPTED POLITICIAN
– Kept on defending past financial policies, and spreading corruption everywhere, and recruiting people by ‘wasta’ in the ministries, and… Oh God I need a glass of water. Brb. (Or not).
1990 – 2005: SYRIAN A** KISSER
– Visiting Syria and bowing to its command and goals in Lebanon. Basically, I was a good server. See, I said GOOD! I’m GOOD! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! That’s right, GOD 😉 (As mentioned above).
1975 – 1990: WARLORD (AND PROUD)
– Defended my people. That’s right, my people, we’re tribes here. Held weapons, and attacked other religions, and even same one as mine. Made people flee their homes, leave the country, destroy the infrastructure. Created a strong sectarian conflict that’s there till today (My work lasts, see?)
Languages: Bullshit fluently written and spoken.
Hobbies: Equitation / “Roukoub el Sha3b”, Diving… in money filled bathtubs, Travel (KSA, IRAN, SYRIA, etc…).
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