In a big event in Dubai, Bernard Weber, Founder-President of New7Wonders, announced the names of the New7Wonders Cities of the World.
Away from debates about this organization’s credibility, and to everyone’s amazement, Beirut came out as the number 1 top of the list city out of 1,200 nominees from 220 different countries!
To answer all the questions you are all secretly asking yourselves, Blog Of The Boss reveals, for the first time, behind the scenes intel on the factors that crowned our capital the queen of all wonders.
The reasons can in fact be summarized by the below list of WONDERS:
1- We WONDER how we can enjoy our own capital when a down town shawarma sandwich has become so expensive you need a bank loan and a 12 months installments plan to afford one.
2- We WONDER how we will ever own an appartment in the city when the price per square meter only allows you to afford ONE square meter to fit your whole family.
3- We WONDER how we can still breathe fresh air when the only green space we have is the wonderful prairie that grew atop the Karantina Garbage Peaks.
4- We WONDER why we still go to work meetings in car when it is easier to find a pink flying unicorn having sex with a golden queen giraffe than finding a parking spot in Beirut.
5- We WONDER how are we still normal looking human beings when the meat coming out of our capital’s slaughterhouse is capable of turning us into a 4 arms, 3 legs, 2 penises, 1 testicle X-Men mutants.
6- We WONDER how we are still commuting when streets of the capital are open for drivers only 5 days per year while the other 360 days are for Marathons!
7- We WONDER how we even made it to the top of this list of 7 new wonders cities of the world!
With the above 7 WONDERS, we can safely say that we definitely deserve the title of the city with the most constantly wandering curiously wondering population. Mabrouk.
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