5 national issues more important than our assholes! Literally.

They call it the “Shame Test”; a rectal examination that allows a judge to determine whether a person is gay through an “official anal inspection” which transforms the chart of Human Rights into nothing more than an ass wipe.
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In fact, despite instructions of former Change & Reform Minister of Justice Chakib Kortbawi as well as the Lebanese Order of Doctors against subjecting people to these unhumane tests with zero scientific value, a recent blog post by the Legal Agenda followed by an investigation by LBCI reported that some judge, some security official and some doctor decided otherwise.

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Recent victim of the Rectal Shame Exams as reported by LBCI

Away from generalization and until strict measures are taken against the people behind the application of these disgraceful procedures, the Lebanese government is to blame for, to say the least, its clear lack of priorities!

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So for our government to take its head out of its ass and its nose out of our asses, we have decided to expose all assets and list the TOP 5 national issues which it should obviously reconsider as more important than our assholes:

1- The empty Presidencial seat in Baabda and the political system’s inabilty to elect a strong Presidential candidate to represent all the Lebanese is more important than our assholes.

2- The 65 Billion Dollar public debt which is increasing exponentially with every passing year and which encurs a debt at birth for every Lebanese new born is more important than our assholes.

3- The Syrian Refugees which already reached 1/3 of the Lebanese population with no official plan ahead for organizing their presence for their own wellbeing as well as that of the Lebanese people is more important than our assholes.

4- The auto-renewing parliament which re-elected itself without going back to the people’s vote thus taking away one of the last remaining rights of Lebanese citizens is more important than our assholes.

5- The ISIS (aka DA3ESH) terrorist organization threatening the Lebanese people of continuing its recurrent bloody explosive attacks as well as publicly declaring its intent to occupy Lebanon and put an end to freedom of belief is more important than our assholes.

To avoid being a pain in the ass, we will restrict ourselves to only a Top 5 list despite the presence of 100’s of national issues requiring urgent governmental attention, the leading of which being the strict protection of Human Rights and the freedom of speech, thought and sexuality of the Lebanese People.

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2 comments on “5 national issues more important than our assholes! Literally.

  1. Rabih July 7, 2014 7:41 am

    Please add Electricity, Water, and corruption at government offices as honorable mentions!!

    • Toufik July 7, 2014 3:07 pm

      Couldn’t agree more!

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